Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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