You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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