I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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