she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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