So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If that was your dad, he is hot
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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