she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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