I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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