Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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