we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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