nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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