North Korea, Best Korea!
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
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I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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