I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
