This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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