also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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