you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
