I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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