So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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