I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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