Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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