How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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