oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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