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And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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