I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
