Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
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What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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