we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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