K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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