Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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