using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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