Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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