Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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