Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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