Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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