kristin has been a bad kristin
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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