my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
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is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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