Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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