so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Randomize
