he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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