Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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