Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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