This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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