I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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