Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
