Nicole vs. Life
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
