big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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