If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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