the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
All the doctor said was why
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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