I don't think brook has ever known best
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm getting married
To pizza
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
