i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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