at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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