420 ftw
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
