So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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