I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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