Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
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well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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