I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Randomize
