So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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